The Dark Knight found a new game for Siegfried to play on the iPad.

Its called iBlastMoki 2 HD.

That will be my new curse word.

Its really a great game for the 3-year-old. It keeps him quiet for minutes at a time.  BUT IT KILLS ME.

Let me tell you why.

I let him play it while Boy takes a nap.

So I can do things.

I can really go after the housework.

Or whatever.  You know how it is.

So I’m busy doing my chores…..

Minding my own business.

And suddenly the music hits me.

I can’t stand it.

No, thats a bit of an understatement.

IT KILLS ME!!!

TO DEATH!!!!

It hurls me into the fiery pit of despair where all I see are shadow and flame!

How do I even describe it???

Its like low-budget, nature-documentary, end-credits music.

I can even see the screen.  Its an ugly landscape and the colors are all off.

And there’s probably a duck and there’s definitely a lens flare.

Or maybe it just turns out to be a bad commercial for a local craft barn where they show low-quality pictures of antiques and slap this music on, thinking it makes them look sophisticated.

Whatever it is, it is death to my soul.

And Siegfried is oblivious.

Until he starts losing.

And then he hates it too.

And he turns it off.

And resorts to Angry Birds.