I hate emoticons.

They are so….generic.

And…..understated.

They’re all, “Tee-hee” and “whoopsies!” and “Have a great summer don’t ever change!”

I don’t even know if I can draw myself with an emoticon sentiment.

LETS TRY, shall we??

That, to me, means something like…..

And its makes me feel aggressive in my thoughts.

I text a lot.  Its how I communicate.  I’d rather eat my weight in dirt than talk on the phone.  But how do I express myself with such inadequate emoticons.

WHO AM I?

WHAT ARE MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS?

WHAT IS IT, EXACTLY, THAT I’M TRYING TO CONVEY IN LIFE? (or texts. Whichever)

Well, for starters its NEVER a fluffy little smiley face.  If its happy, its really happy.

More often than not, there are subtle variations on my mood.

Take for instance, Too Stupid to Live.

It could cover multiple circumstances that come up often in my life.

Or…

And then, in a slightly different hue, is Stupid, Obnoxious Idiot.

You know the one….

Really, so many possibilities with this guy.

Another Stupid option would be….

Too Stupid To Speak.

But there are other regularly occurring feelings that I would love to portray.

Without words.

I am all of these things on a daily basis.

Maybe I need to up my meds.

PS- Feel free to take any of these “emoticons” for your own personal use.  I left room above most of them for word bubbles….