I am a female and I was born and raised in Tejas!
(The Dark night is not his real name and the dry-erase board is not his real head, but with my uncanny portraiture abilities, its likely he would be recognized in the streets and mobbed. They’d steal his Target watch, just to have a little piece of our fame).
Ok, those last two weren’t demands but the implications are clear. Actually, the poop inquiry is always a little murky now that we don’t have dogs.
But this blog is about me. And nothing. Not the Dark Knight. Although sometimes he makes an appearance.
I arrange furniture at night and paint pictures of trees and my esophagus hurts when I button my pants so I don’t. Ever.
Disclaimer: I am conscious of the fact that practically everyone on the face of the earth has a blog JUST LIKE this one. I’m not doing it because I think its original or because I’m better at it. I’m doing it because I can. And its a great way to let off steam at the end of a long whatever.
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