I am a female and I was born and raised in Tejas!

At the age of 21, I married the Dark Knight.

(The Dark night is not his real name and the dry-erase board is not his real head, but with my uncanny portraiture abilities, its likely he would be recognized in the streets and mobbed.  They’d steal his Target watch, just to have a little piece of our fame).

 

The Dark Knight is brilliant and hot, but very very demanding.

Ok, those last two weren’t demands but the implications are clear. Actually, the poop inquiry is always a little murky now that we don’t have dogs.

But this blog is about me. And nothing. Not the Dark Knight. Although sometimes he makes an appearance.

Anyway, we’ve lived in various locations on the planet but once we arrived on the African continent we started pumping out babies like nobody’s business.…We had two….

 

Siegfried (now 2 and a half)

 

…and Boy.

Now we are back in the States and The Dark Knight does brilliant things and I stay at home with Siegfried and Boy and try not to go completely scooters.

 

I arrange furniture at night and paint pictures of trees and my esophagus hurts when I button my pants so I don’t. Ever.

I am 37 and my name is Zoe  Sheena  ……Violet.

Disclaimer: I am conscious of the fact that practically everyone on the face of the earth has a blog JUST LIKE this one. I’m not doing it because I think its original or because I’m better at it. I’m doing it because I can. And its a great way to let off steam at the end of a long whatever.

CONTACT ME~ creativedevolution@gmail.com