I had a big fancy blog planned out, but instead I thought I’d take a minute to tell you about the most fascinating thing to happen to me in months….

…….Ok I lied just then.

I have no big blog planned.

Sorry.

So last week I was driving to work…..

Ok, I was driving and cramming Fee-fees into my face.

Oh so good, the Fee-fees….

I stopped at this red light so I thought I’d just dump the whole bag into my hand and cram it into my mouth.

I got them into my hand but then the light turned green so I had to do a Fast-Cram.

Only, I didn’t quite make it to my mouth and since my other hand was busy “driving” (what-ever), the only thing I could do to save them was to ram the entire thing into my chin.

Blastypants!

I had to steer and press down on the gas and figure out how to get the fee-fees in my mouth all at the same time.

It was hot out and they were starting to melt, so I just rolled them up my face.

And the whole intersection got to see me looking all…

It reminded me of a guy I used to work with who had previously as a waiter at Joe’s Crab Shack (is that the place they have to be all “cool” and “dancy”?)

Anyway, he was dancing through the restaurant with a huge tray of food when suddenly it started to fall.  The only thing he could think to do was rush the nearest wall and smash the whole thing into it….

Its all about the quick thinking.

In other news, Siegfried has started drawing pictures of me “Like you bog!” (like my blog?)

This one is me crying in the fetal position. Which basically sums up my week…..