I’m. So. Vain.
Or really, I’m a girl.
It comes with the territory.
I used to be fairly well groomed. But when we moved overseas I decided I was going to stop dying my hair. Yikes!
I succeeded too! Until I got a few “violet” streaks in my hair this past year, I haven’t dyed it at all. Lets see if I have a picture……
A blurry bathroom shot. Lucky you.
Anyway, on Friday I got hit with a sudden urge to groom myself. Its been a while. Its like I came out of the fog of winter…
…and suddenly noticed that I was in a bad state of disrepair. I could be condemned any minute now. I think it was the moment I took my scarf off and looked in the mirror. Wow.
I was looking like “Oprah Without Makeup”. You know about that. Don’t act like you don’t!
That looks nothing like her but you know what I mean.
Don’t freak out. I’m not knocking the Oaps. I have the same thing going on. Me without makeup is scary.
Except put on some makeup.
Which I decided to do.
Dang! That is truly frightening. Look at the size of those fingers! You think I exaggerate?
Hang on I’m gonna go take a picture of my hand….
Those are some long phalanges! And no, my skin isn’t THAT blotchy. It was dark and my phone takes grainy shots…..
Man, I should have photoshopped that out…
I’m starting from scratch here, so I just grabbed a few things and sped back home.
Like I have a vanity.
Wow. So much money for little tiny things.
I looked them over and then put them away hastily. I can’t have my makeup out with the little people around.
But the next morning I decided to PRIMP!
I plucked three eyebrow hairs!
I took a long bath!
Then I dried my hair and put on some MAKEUP!!!
I felt like 47 million bucks!
Then I walked into a livingroom full of guys.
The first guy wanted to be picked up.
The second guy freaked out over the sight of hair.