Comments on: I married my husband because he makes people vomit

By: corey

corey — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 05:21:28 +0000

#1 I stumbled upon you blog and have laughed out loud to every single post.
#2 This post sent me into a wheezing fit I was laughing SO hard.
#3 I absolutely hate throwing up. I involuntarily start crying because I hate it so much. But… I had to pull over on the side of the road one day because I just had no choice. A car drove by ‘right’ while I was tossing up whatever needed out of my body. Then they immediately pulled over and did the same thing. I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard. I felt a tiny bit guilty, but mostly not – afterall, its hard to keep throwing up when you are laughing at someone else doing it!

By: Pish Posh

Pish Posh — Sun, 13 May 2012 19:22:48 +0000

I am the opposite of Dogs. It’s so involuntary and it makes me love thee Dark Knight. – I puke all the time, over anything. I feel like I have to constantly pick up poop and puke from animals and

omg I’m going to gag right now. I’m done talking about it. I’m a puker.

By: ken

ken — Fri, 11 May 2012 13:40:48 +0000

I can’t say that i can remember having the dry heaves from seeing something so nasty that you would want to chuck. I have however had self inflicted, dry heaves after a night of drunken debdebauchery. Not entirely pleasant…….the second tine either.

By: Violet

Violet — Fri, 11 May 2012 03:14:39 +0000

That! Is! Hilarious! I would have never believed some men reacted that way to baby mess had I not seen a reel of it on America’s Funniest Home Videos.
Priceless

By: Violet

Violet — Fri, 11 May 2012 03:13:25 +0000

Part two is him coming over to my house later that night and recalling the events of his day, and trying, almost unsuccessfully, to tell me why all the blood vessels around his eyes were broken. That was when I knew he was meant to be my husband.
Yeah, I can’t watch Movie Vomit either. But I’d rather watch somebody puke than spit a loogy….lougy….lugie? Ack. Just trying to spell it is making me feel a little iffy.

By: Vesta Vayne

Vesta Vayne — Fri, 11 May 2012 02:54:29 +0000

Wait, where are you in this story? In the hall watching him dry heave? Surely there is a part two to this, right?

I cannot watch people yak. No way, I’ll run like the wind if I even think someone’s gonna puke. I can’t watch it in movies or television either. You know how people watch scary movies covering their face with their hands, and watching through finger slits? I do that if I think someone on the screen is going to vomit.

By: Bozo

Bozo — Fri, 11 May 2012 02:14:36 +0000

Yep lol… but you know, even though I gag easily I don’t actually vomit very often. My longest stretch, without vomiting, has been 13 years.

By: Ang

Ang — Fri, 11 May 2012 01:10:45 +0000

hahahaha. Once in an Italian restaurant my husband had the same response when he looked up at a picture. The picture was of a baby sitting with a bowl of spaghetti dumped on top of its head, meatball in lap, and my husband took off. He said the picture to him was not cute or funny – it was disturbing, looked like it was suffering…hahahahaha

By: Violet

Violet — Fri, 11 May 2012 00:38:19 +0000

I’d rather be the cleaner than the doer! We’re LUCKY!

By: Violet

Violet — Fri, 11 May 2012 00:37:27 +0000

That’s hilarious, Keith! I’m glad you enjoyed The Datk Knight’s dry heaves as much as the rest of the student population did.