Siegfried has QUITE the gag-reflex. That boy can do some serious kacking.
The other day The Dark Knight was pretending the barf up one of Siegfried’s bouncy balls. The 3-year-old thought it was hi-larious.
(PS- if any of you are wondering why my husband’s head is a dry-erase board, look here)
….until it wasn’t…..
Poor little unsuspecting boy. The Dark Knight got to clean up that pile. And I was all, He gets that from YOU, you know!
I fell in love with The Dark Knight because his gag-reflex just melted my heart. When we met, he was in college (I had already done my 52 days and was SO over it….).
One day he was hanging out in a food court/cafeteria inside one of the major university buildings. He and a couple of friends were eating pizza and talking “band-nerd”.
…when The Dark Knight busted out a wicked humor-ism….
(I WISH I could remember what it was!)
….and suddenly Willard started thinking it was totally hi-larious…..
…and then he REALLY started going to town…..
…and then suddenly he was all….
The Dark Knight said it was like 10 liters of big-red came out of his face over and over and over again.
His friend Skylar thought it was a riot and continued chowing on the pizza but The Dark Knight was not entertained.
He made a run for it.
….dry-heaving the ENTIRE way.
He burst through the cafeteria doors and into the hallway, and proceeded to double over and dry-heave his little smarty-pants heart out.
And he is a VIOLENT heaver. Its loud.
And he busts blood vessels. He makes the nasty noises. Like the burp plus the blehhhhh!!!!
And this went on and on and on and on. He just couldn’t shake the vision.
Unfortunately he was standing in the center of the commons and people were changing classes. And there were dorms above. Frat dorms.
Of course, he is officially The Dark Knight PhD now, so he would never do something that uncouth these days.
(Unless he’s changing a dirty diaper. shhh!)