I am a misrepresentative.

Not all the time, but when I’m in the right (or wrong) mood then I’m one to exaggerate ever so slightly.  I wouldn’t call myself a physically expressive person (am I?) but when it comes to the retelling of a conversation, my dark side takes over.

 

And its the little things in life that send me careening into the Wrong Mood.  And I lapse into “Impersonations On Crack”.

 

The Dark Knight totally calls me on it, in his brilliant way.

 

I do it a lot. And without even thinking.

 

Its like my second nature. Or my first nature, really….

 

Half the time I don’t even use real words.

So please, don’t listen to me.

8 Comments

  • I LOVE the title of this post. I am going to use it to describe representatives of the Mormon Church.

    • Go for it, dude.
      And they’ll be all, “Why for you ALWAYs say thoSE things To oF US?!?!?!”

  • I love those last two panes because if you pretend the cellphone is a candy bar, it looks like you’re trying to rationalize eating it:

    “Should I eat this candy bar? I did walk all the way to the mail box this morning”

    “BLAR LAR LAR LAR!”

    • Oh that is HILARIOUS! I’m might have to reuse those for that very purpose.

  • I died laughing at the picture of you with the imaginary hat and holster.

    • I wear that imaginary costume every day.

  • I have been told by my daughter that I do that with my blogs.

    Dad, that’s not how that happened.

    • Accurate Schmaccurate!

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