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		<title>I Am Experiencing Severe Technical Difficulties.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 02:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I have found myself in a situation that I never once, even in my darkest dreams, imagined I would be in. In fact, my twisted mind never even CAME UP with this scenario. &#160; Apparently it happens to my sister-in-law all the time. &#160; And she has 5 KIDS! Not 2! &#160; I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oil of Olay Makes Me Feel Special and Also This Post Has No Point.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 03:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I have this lotion that I only use when I&#8217;m in a bad funk.  Its for my face.   I love it to a degree that is almost sick. They should hire me. &#160; I love to wear it on my skins. &#160; It gives me them special feelings. &#160; But most importantly, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Had Weirdness for an Hour on Monday</title>
		<link>http://www.creativedevolution.com/i-had-weirdness-for-an-hour-on-monday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.creativedevolution.com/i-had-weirdness-for-an-hour-on-monday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 18:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Basically, we left the house.  That was unusual. These past few weeks we haven&#8217;t done much so evreything has been a blur. &#160; Same ole&#8217; same ole&#8217;. So yesterday afternoon I finally found my keys and we went to a soccer feild to weild our mad skills. &#160; It felt coastal outside.  Warm and muggy [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Got the Moves Like Jaggar</title>
		<link>http://www.creativedevolution.com/ive-got-the-moves-like-jaggar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.creativedevolution.com/ive-got-the-moves-like-jaggar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 02:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Verbally&#8221;, that is.  And we might as well add &#8220;mentally&#8221;. I have mental moves that would bring shock and awe to those around me. But I guess y&#8217;all know all about that. &#160; &#160; Just last month I dished it out for my sister-in-law. &#160; Her name isn&#8217;t Tina but both my boys call her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is you Is, or Is You Ain&#8217;t a Lady?</title>
		<link>http://www.creativedevolution.com/is-you-is-or-is-you-aint-a-lady/</link>
		<comments>http://www.creativedevolution.com/is-you-is-or-is-you-aint-a-lady/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 03:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t talked too much about my time in Glen Ellyn (a beautiful, WEALTHY suburb of Chicago). Hills. Hundred-year-old homes. Trees.  A great little downtown area. &#160; I worked for a British woman named Jane at tiddlywinks &#38; scallywags.  She designed girl&#8217;s clothes and I set up shop. &#160; We worked great together in that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>43</slash:comments>
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		<title>THERE ARE NO HEMORRHOIDS IN HEAVEN!</title>
		<link>http://www.creativedevolution.com/there-are-no-hemorrhoids-in-heaven/</link>
		<comments>http://www.creativedevolution.com/there-are-no-hemorrhoids-in-heaven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 02:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always wanted to  like old people. Same thing with seafood.  I know my life would be enriched if I could learn to like seafood. One of my favorite television scenes of all time was on the show Futurama.  The &#8220;group&#8221; took the old guy, Professor Farnsworth, to a spa and he couldn&#8217;t handle it.  He jumped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Brain Off Drugs</title>
		<link>http://www.creativedevolution.com/my-brain-off-drugs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Artsy Things]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just drank some coffee and did a bunch of push-ups. So I feel like this&#8230;. &#160; No wait, maybe its more like this&#8230;. &#160; Whatevs.  You know what I mean. (&#8230;.right?) &#160; Anyway, I haven&#8217;t been feeling so great.  In the head.  I thought exercise might do the trick, so a couple of months [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>44</slash:comments>
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		<title>I CAN SPELLS A WORD WIT  MY OWNS SELF!</title>
		<link>http://www.creativedevolution.com/i-can-spells-a-word-wit-my-owns-self/</link>
		<comments>http://www.creativedevolution.com/i-can-spells-a-word-wit-my-owns-self/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 02:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.creativedevolution.com/?p=2519</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; AND JUS IN CASE YOU CAIN&#8221;T READ MY WRITINS NOR THATS OF MY OFFSPRING&#8230;. &#160; There aren&#8217;t enough wonder-drugs in the world to grow me some extra brain-cells this week. I&#8217;m shot. Obviously.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Singers and The Dancers</title>
		<link>http://www.creativedevolution.com/the-singers-and-the-dancers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.creativedevolution.com/the-singers-and-the-dancers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 03:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Artsy Things]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if I would call myself a FAN FAN FAN of musicals.  But I am FASCINATED by live theater. Let me rephrase that, I am fascinated with a great production.  The set.  The choreography.  The singing. Ah, the talents I don&#8217;t posses. I love to see them in action. I&#8217;d never been to a live [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Shocking Aerobics Instructor</title>
		<link>http://www.creativedevolution.com/a-shocking-aerobics-instructor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 02:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Thoughts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post just fell out of my head in the middle of the night. My drawings are the closest thing you&#8217;ll have to a peek at the reality show in my head. I hate talking about dreams. You want to put me in a coma? Tell me all about your dream. &#160; The longer you [...]]]></description>
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