I haven’t had much time to blog lately. I’ve been too busy taking pictures of my face. I take other pictures, too. Actually, most of my pictures are of the boys. But now that I have an iPhone 5 (with the little “turn the camera around so its facing me” option), I am in WAY TOO MANY pictures. Instagram is my downfall.
Because it takes all these mediocre shots of me and turns them into Glamour Shots and then I post them as if that’s the way I really look and then when people see me in person they are horribly disappointed. And then even worse are the pictures I let Siegfried take of me in my jammies with zero makeup.
And I look at them and cringe but then I figure that in 20 years I’ll be wishing I looked like 38-year-old me with no makeup and very little sleep. And so I post the pictures anyway.
But most of the time its just inane shots.
Walking with the stick.
Opening a letter from my mama with 5 DOLLARS IN IT!
Actually I was totally stoked about that 5 bucks. I never have cash (umm…because I never purchase things…), so I had that 5 dollars and I couldn’t even decide what kind of candy I was going to buy with it.
Instead, I opened up another “photography” app on my phone and recorded myself drawing this….
But most of my stuff looks like this…
OOps, I hit publish..
Hang on there’s more excitement!!!!!!!!!!
Also I did this on Saturday.
Which you already know if you follow me on one of my 47 million social platforms.
I did some painting on a friend’s wall. I don’t do much wall painting anymore but I would paint any old thing Katy asked me to! And this was interesting.
I taped off the wall…
And then taped it off some more….
And then PAINTY PAINTY…
So lots of painting and taping and stripping (the tape) and more painting and more taping and more stripping (the tape)….
It took me approx 47 million hours. (13).