Aside from the fact that I hide from people, what IS IT that drives the friendlys away? Is it the size of my feet?
The other day I decided to keep a close eye on myself to see what it is that I do that’s…. wrong.
I couldn’t find anything out of the ordinary.
I’ve seen some ordinary people do some freak-show things in their daily lives but I’m just not like that.
My husband is DEFINITELY weirder than I am…
So i can’t measure my actions against his.
I saw a group of church ladies at the zoo the other day. They all had kids with them. I knew them. Sort of.
I wondered if I could ever squeeze into a group like that. How do I know? Its not like I can ask my family.
Although I’m sure they’d be glad to make me a list….
But they seem to have accepted me as one of their own…
I fit in pretty well.
I don’t know. Maybe I have different values. I have certain things I like to do with my time.
My time is absolutely precious to me.
I don’t want to waste it shopping. Or whatever.
Gene, if you’re reading this, AVERT YOUR EYES while I give the entire world (70 people) a sneak peak of your birthday present!
It will be so fabulous I can’t even stand it.
In other news, I found these awesome glasses at work that have a little mustache hanging from them by cute little chains!
I bought them to wear to church!
And I had to drag my sweet little Boy to the doc today because apparently he’s allergic to the entire universe. :(
One of us is exhausted.