Big Nasty Nerdasaurus-Rex

So, I was eating some M&M’s….

 

…when finally I took a freaking breath and noticed something attached to one of my treasure -spheres.

 

I looked closely.  I smelt it.  I held it close to my face.

*Note, I do not have man hands. I don't know what happened here....also, I'm too lazy to take out the "This" duplicate.

 

 

I eventually realized what it was. It was a Nerd. 

 

A NERD ON MY M&M.

 

I experienced a vast range of emotions.

Vague Fear.

 

A strong sense of having been wronged.

 

Disgust over the fact that the Willy Wonka company has absolutely nothing to do with the Mars company.  

 

They probably don’t even have the same UPS guy!

 

In my mind, this was way worse than the time The Dark Knight was drinking a frappachino…..

 

….and a peanut came up through the straw.

Now THAT was funny.

Anyway, before the nerd incident all I was going to say was I miss y’all on the weekend!!

Y’all miss me too, don’t you!

22 Comments

  • I guess we now know what the people at the M & M factory snack on when they work…

    • Maybe I need to do an expirament to see if it’s physically possible to eat Nerds with rubber gloves on. If not, I’ll never eat another M&M. (of course I will. Nommy, Nommy!)

  • Hmmm, Mars actually owns some pet care companies, meaning that might have been a Nerd if you are LUCKY.

    • Well, I wasn’t going to mention this, but I licked it to make sure. It was definitely a nerd. Watermelon.

  • Yes!

  • I want some M&Ms! And I always miss you when you’re not about ;-)

    • Goodie! It’s nice to be missed! Do they have regular M&M’s in India?

  • Mmmmm, Nerds! Often forgot about. I used to spend my allowance on them as a kid. I always had a giant jar of nerds on hand at any time. Oh wait, that wasn’t your point…

    • I could have never owner a giant jar of candy. It would have ALWAYS been empty. You’re talking to a girl who could eat a whole packet of koolaid. The BIG packet.

  • This is so very much my favorite blog right now.

    • Oh Yay! Thank you Lazy Susie!

  • I would be persnaffled (don’t look it up, not real word). Did you eat it anyway? I probably would have.

    • Ok fine. Yes! I ate it!

  • See? At this point? I would automatically think that assassins were trying to poison me via candy. WHICH IS WRONG.

    • Are you sure……?

  • A peanut? A freaking PEANUT? That is wrong on so many levels, I don’t even know where to start.

    • It was d-i-s-g-u-s-t-i-n-g! (oh wow, i almost forgot how to spell that word just now what with all the dashes getting in the way. )

  • my sister and I always got the Nerds Blizzard from Dairy Queen..

    • Nommy! (as long as there were no peanuts in them…..)

  • You’re complaining about a Watermelon Nerd on your poop tasting chocolate pebble? Shoot if I could drink a keg of watermelon nerds I would. I would eat so many watermelon nerds it’s absurd ;)

    • I LOVE the nerds! (just not watermelon. For whatever reason. I don’t like watermelon anything…..except watermelon)

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