So, I was eating some M&M’s….
…when finally I took a freaking breath and noticed something attached to one of my treasure -spheres.
I looked closely. I smelt it. I held it close to my face.
*Note, I do not have man hands. I don't know what happened here....also, I'm too lazy to take out the "This" duplicate.
I eventually realized what it was. It was a Nerd.
A NERD ON MY M&M.
I experienced a vast range of emotions.
A strong sense of having been wronged.
Disgust over the fact that the Willy Wonka company has absolutely nothing to do with the Mars company.
They probably don’t even have the same UPS guy!
In my mind, this was way worse than the time The Dark Knight was drinking a frappachino…..
….and a peanut came up through the straw.
Now THAT was funny.
Anyway, before the nerd incident all I was going to say was I miss y’all on the weekend!!
Y’all miss me too, don’t you!