Aug 17, 2012 - 
Too Stupid To Live 
23 Comments
Too Stupid To Live 23 Comments A Little Friday Night Stupid
I feel like a Million Bucks today.
I need a manservant to hold a parasol for me just like the ones P. Diddy and Snoop Lion have.
Hmmm, they have manservants and ridiculous name changes. We have SO MUCH in common.
Actually, I feel like a million bucks because I got a new pair of shoes.
I never go shopping.
Really.
I never ever ever ever go shopping. If I absolutely have to buy something, I usually do it online. But things is wearin out! So today I bought shoes……
Ok, I bought them at Payless……
Why are you looking at my blog that way?! Don’t believe me??!?!?
Happy now!?? Now that you’ve forced me to reveal my innermost secrets??
Million Dollar Babies (size sasquatch)
Can I be the one that holds your umbrella when you do get a million?
You got a nice suit?
Yes, but I’ll buy one if I have to!
Haha! You crack me up Heather! Don’t worry, Peggy Hill has the same problem!
Maybe it’s a Texas thing….
I I take that back. Paris Hilton wears an 11 and a half. I’m only a 10.
I dig those shoes! Look way more comfy than those heels.
They are incredibly comfortable. I’m about to live in them! (but I love love love heels. Unfortunately they make me enormous)
I’ll be the guy that sells you drugs!
Oh, wait, I haven’t done that for over 20 years.
Me neither. Thank God.
And incidentally, I would totally buy a pair of those shoes. They’re awesome.
They are, aren’t they?!? Payless! Men’s section! You could wear them without ridicule….
Hahaha, I was at Payless today looking for shoes for my kids (and I survived!). I looked, and they did not have these shoes.
Darn! It would have been ridiculously fun for me to see someone else get them!
Sorry, I don’t mean to drunkenly clog up your comments, but I’m having a hard time determining if Snoop is attending a golf tournament or a funeral.
Wherever he is, his manservant is dressed way better than he is.
Love this and the Ken t-shirt.
Thanks! Had to wear my Ken shirt to go with my Ken shoes….
What is this “new shoe” of which you speak?
I thought all shoes were supposed to have wear-holes in the soles and little rips where my toes push through… huh. Learn something new every day.
That’s EXACTLY what I thought until I walked into the Payless and beheld the new creations!
I would totally wear those shoes.
Do it!!
laughing and crying with you girl