Basically, we left the house. That was unusual.
These past few weeks we haven’t done much so evreything has been a blur.
Same ole’ same ole’.
So yesterday afternoon I finally found my keys and we went to a soccer feild to weild our mad skills.
It felt coastal outside. Warm and muggy with a cool breeze. Heaven. There was nobody out there andthe field was right up against some woods.
Siggy is a bit of a worry-wart though.
So I wasn’t concerned until this enormous deer came galloping out of the woods towards us.
The deer, in and of itself, was not such a weird site. Even though San Antonio is a big city, it is full of huge tracts of land.
But it was a little creepy that the deer was coming at us. The boys lost their….marbles.
And then, out of the woods behind the deer came a large, white pitbull.
…..aaaaaand we all lost our marbles.
And we hid in the netting while the dog/deer combo passed us by. Then I tried to get the boys to run back to the van with me but Boy just stood there screaming with his hands over his ears and his eyes shut, and Siggy was scaling my body like he was about to be eaten by sharks. So I had to stuff our football under his shirt, pick up both cry-babies and kick the soccer ball back to the car.
My pants were barely hanging in there.
But then we got back in the van and we were all…
And on our way to sonic (right around the corner), I looked out my window and there was the mayor standing in a parking lot talking to some lady.
And I only recognized him because he’s some fancy-pants who spoke at the DNC. I’m too lazy to google his name.
And then we came home and I ran over to check the mail and I could hear someone talking on a walkie-talkie. He said, “There’s a nice looking woman headin’ yer way, Walter”. And for a nano-second I felt all…
…and then I looked up and realized it was a really old naked guy…..
…and I realized that I could be the love-child of Roseanne Barr and Carrot Top and this guy would still think I was a pretty little lady. So I was bummed. And totally creeped out. And totally on the lookout for creepy walter.